This wiggly boy knows how to fight a war. 1) Noodle so fast the pinkies can't get you. 2) Strike everywhere but the pinkie to keep the enemy guessing. 3) When all else fails, surrender.

Hop hop goes plop in your hands. He's a goofy baby who likes to explore. He might be a little squirmy at some points when you hold him, but then he relaxes and plops.

Slo Mo was a sweet child, content to curl into a cinnamon bun and melt in your hand. Now he's a huffy little teenager who back-talks. He didn't even smile for his photo shoot! He'll probably grow out of it and be a great snekdaddy someday, capable of producing solar storms if paired with the right female.